straight talk

Oh no, please, not the UN.



Posted: Sunday, March 29, 2009

by straight talk

I can just see North Korea, Iran, Venezuela and a host of other rogue nations all shivering in their boots, no, not UN sanctions, not that, please. What will we do to feed out people and survive? Feed your people, just when did you start doing that? Survive, really, you know how those UN countries observe sanctions, that is publicly, right? The help we send along with the other ignoramuses goes into your military store houses. Yes just like in Gaza. Oh, how dare you say that. We secure it from thieves and rogues who would plunder it, really. Rhetorically, could it be you not those thieves and rogues?

Yes, don't you dare launch that missile we will really be mad at you and we may not talk to you for a week or so, maybe longer. So, what can we give you not to? Lets see, when my child acts up I get them to promise to be good. If I give you this will you behave, yes daddy. Ok, here I'll give you what you want and more but you'll have to be good. Ok daddy, I will. Hey what's all that noise in there and why is so and so crying? Well she hit me and hurt me. I thought you promised to be good. I did but, no but. No daddy not the U.N. again. I'll be good, I promise and you know I always keep my word, right? Ok, just this one more time, but if you act up again you won't get anything, ok daddy.

Yes, a little sarcastic but what the hell few read it anyway. It will play better in the future. but have no fret the UN will be replaced soon with something else. Think not well once again, ignorance is really bliss.

Robert T. Melaccio Sr. 2009 Copyright 2009 Robert Melaccio



Robert Melaccio Sr. has worked in the computer industry for 40 plus years in a diversified business and managerial environments. He enjoys freelance writing, giving seminars for young adults and teen groups as well as being an accomplished award winning poet of published poetry. He has worked teaching and as a youth minister. He is married and has three children and three grandchildren.

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