The Secret To Successful Sex.
Posted: Thursday, April 05, 2007
by straight talk
I have finally learned the secret to successful writing. It has nothing to do about ability and talent nor does to have to do with things of honor, integrity, and values. It doesn’t even have to do with our nation, current events or the things that impact us all.
What is it? Well it has to do with a number of things. The first is sex. The second is how to have more sex. The third is how to have longer sex. And finally it has top do with putting all of these three things together to get the most out of sex. The next and really important thing is getting someone attracted to reading the article.
The next comes image. That goes hand in hand with physical beauty but it also implies how you come across. The third is how free spirited you are. That is what gets your interest. You know the peak and hide routine.
You see you most likely clicked on this article because the title intrigued them? Oh please don’t let anyone see you. You see it seems that while people in general condemn lifestyles or sexual preferences or actions in others they may be quick to try or accept it in secret. They may actually have a burning desire to try such that they are very vocal about not accepting? Perhaps no, perhaps yes, but it really doesn’t matter. Therefore the interest in anything that speaks to the topic of sex usually is a moneymaker or popular. Just don’t forget that your neighbor may see you. Oh Gosh!
Now the facts are that everyone got here via sex. Some have a physical relationship bound by the taboos imposed by religion. Some have a weird sex life with no boundaries no morals and where anything goes. The rest are most likely somewhere in between.
That is where there is a desire to explore or driven by an inquisitive nature. The bottom line is that even God placed no boundaries on the marriage bed. Man places all the boundaries and defines what is sin or not.
I don’t intend to get into any of that but leave it to God. However the writing of this article was an experiment to see just how much interest one could derive with this type of title?
You are the participant to my experiment. The results will only come about if the editors go along with it.
But assuming they do my numbers should jump significantly.
Anyway many a relationship is lost because of a non-ability to communicate out of shame, embarrassment or religion. Perhaps before you loose that person you love a good honest discussion is in order? You both just may have jump started a tired relationship?
I suspect if you never force and you maintain honesty it will work? However, your opening this up is an evident got ya!
Robert T. Melaccio Sr. Copyright ©2007 Robert Melaccio
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Top-level comments on this article: (5 total)Mr. Melaccio, I love this experiment... I'd give it a 4.5 but that might skew the results....Please log in to respond to this comment.Thats ok I can use all the help I can get. I suspect they will pull it soon if not already. Thanks for the comments! Best Wishes. I hope everyone takes it as good heartedly as you.Please log in to respond to this comment.
Mr. Mellaccia, to be honest, you know me and I know you, what attracted me to this article was mainly you, the author, I though maybe you were getting a little senile due to pressures under the Bush administration. (Ha ha) Most of our psychologically ill patients in today’s society are victims of bad governing. Bush is on another one of his missions of fighting evil in the world. Don’t you think a good place to begin is right here in what used to be considered “The “good” old U.S.A.”Please log in to respond to this comment.David, I was reviewing other articles and authors on the site and noticed the high number of readers to topics of this nature. So being a frustrated political writer I divised this little experiment to see just how many I could attract to a topic such as this. Needless to say the nummber has been pretty good for just one day. Anyway, I'll stick to politics because I don't think at my age I can add anything significant to this type of topic? However, if I keep the titles similar and spread a little political ideology in between the lines then perhaps I can reach a few more? Hey let me know what you think? As for senile, I probably passed that point awhile ago. And yes, it would be nice if they considered all of us citizens first for a change. But you and I know that is another time in another place. Best wishes.Please log in to respond to this comment.
Robert, As David says, I read the article because your were the author. But I was interested in where you were going with this issue. Your are right. Sex sells, and I have found that on this website sex and religion are winners. Your experiment is a valid observation, but don't forget all those Reverends who write about religion who have very "interesting " perspectives. jamespkrehbielPlease log in to respond to this comment.Thanks James for your comments. It goes to show you what we all care about be it male or female. All the other issues are evidently non issues when it comes to SEX. You are also correct there are a number of good religious writers on this site as there are on other topics. Maybe if the worlds leaders spent more time at home with their spouses rather then out saving the world we wouldn't be in the mess the world seems to be in? Best wishes!Please log in to respond to this comment.
You got me! The title of the article got my curiosity. I wondered who's the new Dr. Ruth? Then, you really got me when I saw your picture! Sir Robert, if you make any money from this experiment, I want my cut as your guinea pig, okay? I liked the experiment and like you, knew all along just how much sex does sell. It's one reason I do not watch TV. Too many minors are being influenced negatively when there is little parental supervision and good parenting in the home. You pulled a fast one but all's forgiven. (warm smile)Please log in to respond to this comment.Avis you will certainly get a cut but after reading your work it is I that should be seeking a cut. You really have been getting out a true message. David and you and others who write on what is important need many readers. However, it is SEX that gets everyones eye, no pun intended. I'm getting a little playful with my frustration. However, I'm glad you have forgiven me. As you know it went to demonstrate how fast we are to look at the world verses the heart! Regards & Thanks!Please log in to respond to this comment.
Great article. Well done.The only reason I read this was that I seen it in your tag cloud and was amazed. It did not sound like something you would write and I was right.Oh, and no I was not googleing sex!Well, anyway your article did the trick: 1600 views!Please log in to respond to this comment.Conner,"the writing of this article was an experiment to see just how much interest one could derive with this type of title? You are the participant to my experiment. The results will only come about if the editors go along with it, but assuming they do my numbers should jump significantly."As you can see the trial proved its point, Just where everyones mind is these days. Wow, over 1600 readers and I thought people were actually interested in things of importance? I I guess this goes to show you where their minds are. I guess Bruce and jean have recognized this as well?Best wishes Connor and keep that in mind when writing, RobertPlease log in to respond to this comment.
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